How to Beat Microsoft's Minesweeper Advanced

Have you ever wanted to be smarter? Not so much as smarter, faster to figure things out. First to get the joke. First to provide a solution for the boss. Have you ever wanted to remember a joke when there is a pause in the conversation? And then to tell the joke perfectly? Have you ever wanted your brain to be faster? If your parent's genes didn't provide you with an Einstein like brain, there still is hope. You can teach your brain to be smarter, faster, quicker than 99% of the world's population. Mensa will beg you to join. This book will teach you how to improve your brain by using a computer game invented by Microsoft. Minesweeper will revolutionize your life. This book will show you the way. Unless you like being dim, slow and boring. Warning! This is not a book of cheats. It is a book on the philosophy and logical progression of the game which is a much better cure for Alzheimer's than crosswords will ever be. If you want cheats, there are plenty on the internet. Make very sure your virus protection is up to it before you go there.