It's A Great Fucking World, Young Isabel

Welcome Baby Isabel to the world with this inspiring and slightly inappropriate story book that makes it very clear what a great world we live in. Great gift for anyone named Isabel, and a baby shower item that will blow all of the other gifts away. The full text of the story appears below. Take a look inside to see the illustrations: "You are too young to read this, but one day you will know... Soak it all in, live it fast, take it slow... Dogs they will lick you, cats will meow... Screw the past and the future, live for right now... There is music and fashion and dancing and love... And people who love you when push comes to shove... You can kick on the doors when you're feeling down... Or bust out some ABBA when you feel like a clown... Roller coasters, eclipses - you'll know what's cool... Be kind to a stranger when they feel like a tool... You'll experience moments when time stands still... A whole world in the clouds if you lay back and chill... Stop to smell flowers, speak with those who seem strange... If things don't feel right, bring the love. Things will change... You can travel forever and not see it all... And still laugh when somebody gets hit in the balls... There is beauty in silence, alone with your thoughts... And the thrill of escaping without being caught... You will feel each emotion, from love, down to hate... And the great nervous thrill of every first date... And another thing, Isabel, though it might seem absurd... By the time you can read this, "fuck" wont be a bad word... You can move the world, Isabel. It won't be too tough... Because you are a child created by love...