Madonna Paints a Mustache

"Elliott Gould said to Elvis Presley/'I may be crazy, but/What's that gun doing/ Sitting on your hip?'" "Mae West always made an entrance/Even when exiting." In this anthology of more than 150 poems, this jaunty dish on the rich and famous targets all these topics with attitude: Relationships, Mysticism, Paranoia, Bad Behavior, Race, Sex, Religion, and Gambling. These titles give a clue as to content: Madonna Paints a Mustache; James Franco was Pretty Crank-O; Dolly Parton at 3 A.M.; Drew Barrymore Keeps Her First Gray Hair; Saul Bellow Quite a Fellow; I'd Like to Say I Had a Ball Jake Gyllenhaal; Penelope Cruz Nothing to Lose; Ashley Judd Spits Tobacco; Nicole Kidman Brought Sushi; Bud Cort's His Harold Past; Zsa Zsa Ain't So Ga-Ga; Bruce Springsteen Gets Rejected; When Christian Slater Got Out of Jail; 14 Carat Goldie; I Kissed Farrah Fawcett; I'd Rather Be Alone, Sharon Stone.