Mr. H and the Zoo School

Allow me to introduce you to Mr. H. He just nabbed a job teaching history at my school here close to beautiful sunny Glendale, California. In addition to his trek from Florida, you'll learn more about me, a few of my classmates, Mr. H's colleagues, housemates, and past concerning the fair sex, which he's trying to put behind him. You see, his life hasn't gone the way he planned it. He's 40, single, practically asocial, and not very good with women. Right now, he's working to make a difference in the lives of middle and high school kids, as well as trying to get a girl. Sitting in a classroom for 10 years, followed by researching and writing a dissertation for another year and a half, severely retarded his ability to talk to females, at least if you ask him. Sit back, relax, and enjoy reading about the life of a guy who's trying to get one. Oh yeah, the zoo. I almost forgot to tell you about the animals that inspire him to teach us. How do I know so much about him? Simple. He told me.