Something About Werewolves

What if I told you something about werewolves? Would you listen? Would you truly listen? Or, would you just sit there and humor me? No matter. This is something that you need to hear. You need to listen, and listen close. This is not a joke. Just sit down there. Mind you don't get too relaxed, what I have to say will keep you guessing. You may be skeptical, I can understand that. I was too. I would never have believed me either. But I've been through it. Everything I'm about to tell you is the absolute, honest to God, 100% not made up truth. Werewolves are real. Werewolves are out there. You won't know who they are. You won't know where they are. I sure didn't. Now, everything is different.