The Crimson Sweater

Excerpt: ... Mr. Pryor Prompter Mr. Thayer Wardrobe Lady Miss Emery Automobiles and launches may be ordered for 10:45. There's no harm in ordering. The audience is earnestly requested not to throw garden truck or hennery produce. Bricks may be obtained from the Gentlemanly Ushers. Attendants will report promptly to the Management any inattention on the part of the Audience. Persons unable to resist weeping at the jokes will please step outside. Rain checks may be had at the door. A MERRY CHRISTMAS! The public acted very considerately that evening. Whether the report had got around that Ferry Hill needed sixty dollars for her hockey team I can't say, but it's a fact that when the curtain went up