The 'Fortune' Teller Stockologist

Do you want to be a stock market millionaire? No problemo!
Welcome to the club! The secret is out; it's true, it's a great way to make a living, and/or earn supplemental income. It seems everyone (and their mother) is now day trading and bypassing brokers, thanks to zero commission trades and user-friendly technology. The largest generation in history is responsible for pent-up demand, and the current "do-it-yourself" (blue-collar) stock market trading trend, or should I say "frenzy!"
Buying and selling equities is no longer reserved only for the Wall Street fat wallet, cuff link crowd. Some folks still (incorrectly) believe the stock market is just for the rich; it's NOT! Millions of enthusiastic people (like you) recently signed up to "stock up," in return for double-digit profits and proceeds. If you're wondering where to start, this simplified, easy to understand upbeat handbook is framework for beginners who want to learn the basics. It's filled with straightforward "buy low/sell high" insight, demystifying the money arena. It comes at a time when an ever-growing population of work-from-home individuals and recent retirees are considering managing their own portfolios in exchange for big gains and a cash-rich, debt-free, comfy life. It's an equal opportunity, common sense guide for those who need a little help activating their inner entrepreneurial spirit. This entertaining page-turner is filled with wit, warnings, wisdom, and inspiration. It might even unlock a few smiles, help you decompress, and tickle your funny bone.
What could be more gratifying for your self-esteem and your wallet than being your own boss? Do you have what it takes? It all comes down to asking yourself:
"Is now the time to invest... in stocks?"
"Is now the time to invest... the time?"
"Is now the time to invest... in myself?"
If you're not sure, perhaps this will help you decide - go with "your" intuition, and ask yourself the ultimate question: "If not now... then when?".