There's Men Everywhere--If You Lower Your Standards!: The Last MAN-UAL You Will Need, Because Even Cheerios Comes With Instructions

There's Men Everywhere-is a chock full of funny, laugh out loud humor book, that appeals to women, men and everyone else. Zelda Bing promises that will find love, even if it's just with yourself. Learn the mantra, "Love yourself, just not in front of anybody." You'll learn to communicate with the opposite sex, (after all men were the hunters, women were the hinters); She'll teach you MANGLISH. Part satire, part self-help, but mostly just a blast, Dr. Bing has created this MAN-UAL for the women out there who are tired of looking for men, tired of buying books telling you how to get a man, or just plain old tired of men, period. And Zelda ought to know what she's talking about - she's been married 7 times! But she swears she learned everything she needs to know about men while stripping in Cleveland. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get married. (But you will have to put the book down and actually leave the house for that to happen.) Do be warned that there is actually good advice here, if you can read between the laughs.