Cowboys and Scumbags

Keys, cell phone, badge, revolver, quick-loader, blue pen, black pen, engineer's pencil, ruler, calculator, notepad, ticketbook, mace, Taser, newspaper, aspirin, horsewhip-everything I needed-all was in order. Off to work again, as usual. I wish it would rain and rain and rain so I could get back in a car and off that damn horse.